July 30, 2009
A wonderland
The Netherlands is undoubtedly a wonderland, but when it comes to eating, it's not good at all. In fact, at the last family gathering in that peculiar country, we must have eaten something strange that I suspect caused us some intoxication.
It all started after lunch, when my stepsister A suddenly wanted to go through mirrors...
It all started after lunch, when my stepsister A suddenly wanted to go through mirrors...
Manoush dress, Loewe shoes
Then, Mario the Consort became paranoid that he was late and had to rush off to who-knows-where; he couldn't keep still and ran from one side to the other...
When stepsister A finally settled down with the mirror thing, she went to lie down but insisted she felt extremely large...
Otto et Moi shoes
I, who hadn't felt anything in my stomach until then, suddenly felt very small...
Blanco dress, Josep Font shoes
...And I saw my beautiful nephew larger than a train station...
But the worst was when my stepsister M got angry, we still don't quite know why, and wanted to cut off all our heads. Luckily, the sword she found was inflatable, so she couldn't do much.
Marc Jacobs shoes, I don't remember the dress
Family gatherings are always peculiar because we're all mad as hatters, but this time I think we really went off the rails.
Anyway, be careful what you eat in summer because sometimes things aren't well preserved and you might start seeing visions. I keep wondering what we ate that made us sick...