Happy New Year!

Uh, nooo, just kidding, it's costing me enough to fix last February's disaster, so no way am I going for the "chicken beaten with a broom" look again at the next Cibeles, please no. It's the wind, on a Levante day in Tarifa you can experience how all hair lengths look on you, even an impossible bun that can only be undone with 2kg of conditioner.

The thing is, with the new year, I'm very nervous, yes, yes, I think there might be a couple of big news items just around the corner, but until they're finalized, I don't dare share them with you, you know, just in case of bad luck.

But to update you on my progress, I've decided to translate everything into English (with Beltrán's help, that's what he's for) and include some technological advancements such as:

• Now I'm a .com, how cool, www.vestidorconde.com. I got rid of the .blogspot.com, now I'm just a .com, look at my link, I'm a big girl now, a .com, you know. The day I bought the domain, I must have thought I was at a sale and bought dozens. Now a doubt assails me that I'd appreciate your help in resolving:

• I also have a Facebook page, search for El Vestidor Conde, where I upload photos that don't make the cut for posts and occasionally say one silly thing or another, just like here.

• I'm on Bloglovin, follow me, babies, by clicking on the tower...
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• But the most incredible thing is that I'm finalizing preparations to open an online store, AAAHHHHHH, I'm going crazy with excitement about this. The fault, ahem, I mean, it's all thanks to you, primarily, who have encouraged me so much to finally sell things online. I'm starting with a humble but cheerful collection of "Rock.oh.oh!" themed t-shirts and will continue with the military jackets that you've asked me for so much. Yes!!! I'm coming this afternoon from talking to the workshop where they are making them for me, I'm dying of excitement, I can't take it anymore, one of the linings will be in sky blue silk, imagine the rest, I'm dying, I insist. Besides, I've got 5 vintage jackets that I'm customizing, so between one thing and another, you'll soon see the wildest jackets in the world parading here.

While I finalize the details of the online store—I hope to launch it in the middle of next week—I leave you with a preview of some of the t-shirts, I sincerely hope you like them.

Yes, I know it's a bit boring to only see me all the time, but during holidays there's no way to get volunteer models. Be patient, they'll be back soon.

Thousands of kisses,

The Countess, needle and thimble in hand (oh, such bad times for the aristocracy)

P.S. no, I don't have Twitter, I can't handle so much