September 30, 2009
Invented conversations during Madrid Fashion Week
I take a lot of candid photos; sometimes you manage to capture funny moments, and above all, I have a lot of fun inventing conversations between the protagonists. For example:
Clara Courel to a guy shorter than her: Ha! No matter how cocky you get, you can't even look over my shoulder.
Miriam Ocáriz: No, thank you very much for the offer, but if I have to choose between a cocktail and a microphone... nah, I'll stick with the cocktail.
Ion Fiz to Raquel Sánchez: Hey, this zariano looks like good stuff, doesn't it?
Raquel Sánchez: Oh, of course, and look at the flow it has, I love it.
Adolfo Domínguez: Yes, yes, I promise you, she's my daughter and she inherited my skin tone, but what happens is that when you're a designer, over the years, your skin darkens from all the black you wear due to setbacks and stress. Just look at Armani, Valentino... it'll happen to her, eventually.
Lomanismo to Boris: Oh, if you weren't gay, what I'd do to you, I'd give you a good thrashing.
Boris: But Carmen, please! Unbelievable, but you're shocking me.
Cris from Fab Lab to Gala from Am-Lul: Gala, don't look, but there's a girl behind you who's your clone.
Pedro Zerolo: And who is this girl?
Lomanismo: I don't know, and I don't care, but it's the last time she poses in front of me.
Young new actress (Aura something): So this is what fame is about, huh? I get it, chest out, back straight, and I can handle this and much more.
Ana Locking: But I'm so happy I got accreditation for Cibeles, look!
Carlos Díez: Ha! What you don't know is it's only for one day.
Presenter: And these, dear viewers, are the stands of the Rayo Vallecano stadium... I mean... oh please, don't make those finger gestures at me, you're confusing me.
Abandoned handbag: I, who appeared in the Sex and the City movie, now find myself in these predicaments...
Juan Duyos to Beatriz Matallanos: Bea, don't take it the wrong way but... I used to have long hair, I started doing the same things as you and... look how I ended up.
My mind: I NEED those metallic pink ankle boots with the open toes from TCN.
The next photo doesn't need an invented phrase because they put it on paper themselves, what geniuses:
Thank you very much for your comments on the previous post, you made me emotional despite my blue blood, naturally cold, of course. The first jackets are about to come out of the oven, how exciting.
The Countess with a cold (so many strong emotions have taken a toll on my defenses)
PS: if you're up for inventing your own dialogues, we can laugh even more.
The Countess with a cold (so many strong emotions have taken a toll on my defenses)
PS: if you're up for inventing your own dialogues, we can laugh even more.