The Ugly Christmas Present

My stepsister M tells me that in San Francisco, it has become a trend to wear and give the typical horrible Christmas sweaters and cardigans with festive motifs and borders. I fully believe it, first because I've already witnessed the humor in that wonderful city, and second, because among the bohemian bourgeoisie, there's a growing sentiment of "I'm a geek but at the same time I'm cool because I'm not ashamed and I see the irony in everything."

Luckily, my stepsister controlled herself and didn't give me one of those sweaters, but rather their version in gloves. I have to say I love them; in fact, I'm crazy about them. Have you taken a close look at the rabbits in the border?... they might remind you of a salt and pepper shaker we talked about some time ago.

On another note, how are the holidays going? Have you received any gifts that you're already thinking about photographing for eBay?

A thousand hugs,

Countess Saint Innocent